Today we did a calisthenic in class where we picked out phrases or words that caught our eye. I found the phrase "Language is a slut" in one of the books that I read and I decided to use that as my Calisthenic...combining today's calisthenic with the one from last week...the dialogue one.
"Language is a slut. She cheats on other languages with each other." Becky looked down at the whites of her nails and picked at the cuticles with her BIC pencil.
"Oh my god! You know who's a slut? Julie Armstrong. She smushed the ENTIRE football team behind the bleachers of the football field last week. Not at one time of course. That would just make her kinky." Jackie shook her head disappointed.
A 16 year old Gears of War addict with blackheads and cysts spotting his face nearly dropped his tray when he tripped over his size 13 sneaker. He looked up apologetically at Jackie, who waved him along with her hand.
"I went to France in July with my parents, hoping to practice my French, but apparently there are fourteen different ways to say blueberries. The languages are so fickle, with all their stupid dialects."
"But you didn't hear that from me." Jackie pleaded. "Oh my god. Have you seen my wardrobe on Pintrest?"
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