"being told I'm gorgeous makes me feel like money bouncing off my ass after I leave the strip club."
"I'm gonna lock you in a closet and bury that closet alive."
"I'm not really a hot dog off a roller kind of guy."
--I can't remember where I heard these...I think the first was something someone tweeted one time, the second was something I heard while on campus and the third was something a friend's father said...
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